Thursday, August 24, 2006

dick for cheney sign event

Look who's coming to standup dinner.... http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/08/23/dick.html

5:00 p. Thursday, August 24, 2006
6467 Werk Road (Dennis and Pat Ott house)
Cheney and Chabot scrounging up money
$2100 for photo, $1000 to stand around.
Doors open at 3:00 and close at 4:30.

The sign will be as close as possible from about 3:00 to about 5:30.

If not at Werk and Bridgestone, it will be at the nearest busy intersection, which may be Glenway and Werk.

See you there, if you can make it.

(Ooops, I got their old address, 3298 Bridgestone Ct, 45248, out of an old phone book, but luckily they'd only moved a few blocks down Werk. The sign was out and had lots of company at Werk and Glenway, then I went over to near where the event was in time to see the dick slip out and away accompanied by a few of the local gendarmes. See the antiwar page for pics.)

dick for chabot sign event opportunity

Look who'd coming to standup dinner....

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/08/23/dick.html

5:00 p. Thursday, August 24, 2006
3298 Bridgestone Ct, 45248 (Dennis and Pat Ott house)
Cheney and Chabot scrounging up money
$2100 for photo, $1000 to stand around.
Doors open at 3:00 and close at 4:30.

I'll have the sign as close as possible from about 3:00 to about 5:30. If not at Werk and Bridgestone, I'll be at the nearest busy intersection, which may be Glenway and Werk. See you there, if you can make it.

dick for chabot sign event opportunity

Look who'd coming to standup dinner....

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/08/23/dick.html

5:00 p. Thursday, August 24, 2006
3298 Bridgestone Ct, 45248 (Dennis and Pat Ott house)
Cheney and Chabot scrounging up money
$2100 for photo, $1000 to stand around.
Doors open at 3:00 and close at 4:30.

I'll have the sign as close as possible from about 3:00 to about 5:30. If not at Werk and Bridgestone, I'll be at the nearest busy intersection, which may be Glenway and Werk. See you there, if you can make it.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

more "used without permission" stuff

What You Need to Believe to Be a Republican this year:

  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
  • Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
  • The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
  • A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
  • The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
  • If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
  • A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
  • Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
  • A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
  • Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
  • What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
  • It is right to support hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for being quiet.