Unlikey, but funny in a morbid kind of way.

This just in (currently making the rounds on the internet and in email):

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
- anti-social personality disorders
- delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
- extreme cognitive dissonance
- inability to incorporate new information
- pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
- inability to accept responsibility for own actions
- cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
- uncontrolled facial smirking
- ignorance of geography and history
- tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
- categorical all-or-nothing behavior
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

p.s. See http://www.unrelated.net/antiwar/index.html for the March 30 update.